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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

It's The Only Thing That Matters


Okay children, today we have learned a valuable lessons:
1. Procrastination is evil. If you write in your TO DO LIST - go to Dentist... you should actually do something in the matter.
2. Always get a 6 month check up at the dentist, even though you hate that.
3. As you get old, you are going to begin to rot, from within, and occasionally you are going to experience that rotting from without.

As a 29th b'day gift for myself, I decided to:
a. Go to the Comedy Seminar given by Robert McKee.
b. Give myself a tooth experience... you know... how it is... when you accidentally eat your tooth... or part of your tooth... and then you start panicking, and it is 12:30 at night, as you are watching NipTuc, so you want to throw up and die all together... FUN...

It is disgusting, and I didn't even notice it was gone until it was gone... and then... it was gone... gone with the salad, gone with the wind...

You see, if to quote Ashley Wilkes... combined with Gerald O'Hara and Rhett Butler... at the voice montage flashback at the end of "Gone With the Wind
"There is something you love more than me, though you may not know it... Teeth... Teeth, it's the only thing matters, because it is the only thing that lasts... Teeth, the white enamle of Teeth... From which you get your power... teeth... teeth... teeth... "
Scarlet: "Teeth, I'll go to the dentist, and I'll think of a way to get the tooth back... at least part of it... after all.... tomorrow is another day..."
Enter Music... Happy white full set of teeth...

UFFF...

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