What Would the Colonel Say...?

Yesterday I went to the KFC. I never go the KFC, ever, maybe once every 15 months or so...
But, last night I had made dinner plans with my brother, and I said I would go to the KFC to purchase some "food" for us.
So I go in and ask for 4 chicken breasts... and in the midst of my order, the dude stops me, and says that I cannot have 4 chicken breasts... I said "What? What do you mean? Why not?"
His reply: "Because we won't sell you 4 chicken breasts..." "You won't sell me 4 chicken breasts?" "You can't buy 4 of the same item... we won't sell that to you." "What do you mean, I can't buy 4 of the same item if so I choose?" "You can't, you have to vary" "But that's what I want! That's what I want to buy" I pleaded with him, trying to make him see the absurdity of his response to me... Had he said they were out, it would have been fine, but I saw many chicken breasts laying in the oven behind him...
I know that it is stupid of me to say this, but a lot of my friends and colleagues don't want to go to chain places... you know... Imperialist, whatever, exploitation, whatever... little kids in wherever... bla bla bla... Can't even go to Aroma, because it is a chain... so we have to suffer in small annoying places. Whatever, so I am one of the few people that have actually stepped into the KFC in Israel... and I get this type of shit? What the hell is going on? Am I in Bizzaro world?
Oh, did I mentione that as you enter the place, naturally you are checked, and the security guard of the London Ministore grabbed more than just my bag...
So anyways... and I am all like... this fucking place sucks... but anyway, perseverance furthers, and I say, fine, fuck it, I will buy 2 chicken legs and 2 chicken breasts, even though, we don't like chicken legs... but whatever, and then I go, "Ok, so is there any type of deal where I can get all I want, including slaw and beans too...?" So he goes, "You can buy 3 pieces and then add another one, and then you get 3 extra things, one of them a large serving." So I am like, "Ok, fine, so give me a large slaw, small fries and small beans..." And so the guy goes "No, you have to get a large fries." AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! "What?! Why do I have to get a large fries when it's not what I want? I want a large slaw, and a small fries... "He explained that if you take the fries, then they must be large..." Then I tell him: "So let me understand, I HAVE to buy 2 pieces of chicken I don't want, and large fries that I don't want?" "Yes." "Don't you want to sell?" I ask him? And I left... I couldn't handle it anymore... I mean I expect this fucking BS from commie places, "We won't serve you your steak medium well, the chef takes offense to it..." Fine, but not from the reps. of the Pepsi corp. They can take their 2 chicken legs and shuv it up their Pepsi asses. What is the world coming to, when you're basic consumer rights are being violated by the KFC? The fucking KFC don't respect my right to buy 4 chicken breasts? I told him, that in Mcdonalds, they would never tell me what to buy and how much of it I can buy, because the want to sell. It is like the most unpopular kid in school not wanting to invite the unpopular kids to his birthday party... They said they work with whole chickens so they cannot sell me 4 breasts... I was like, so make sure that the 2 legs belong to the same chicken... that the fries all belong to the same potatoes, that the slaw is made from the same cabbage, because I am haveing none of that... motherfuckers...
Of course I could have been all like "Fine, give me 2 chicken breasts", then paid for them, left the store, been harassed again, gone into the store again, and asked to buy 2 more chicken breasts. Maybe it would have worked better if I would have sent somebody else instead of me, because as you know, there is a chicken rationing going at the KFC.

If I were a KFC shareholder, I would be very angry. Unless they are into money laundering here in the Holy Land, I would be like "Why aren't you making the sale? Why are we spending all that money on advertising, if when push comes to shove, you don't want to make the sale? And, lets not forget that the first thing I did, as I left the KFC, was to bad mouth them to everybody I know... so... what good came of not selling me my 4 chicken breasts? And... I went to have dinner some place else, and paid more money there... so, it makes no economic sense either... Instead of doing what is good for me and for the group, I did only what was good for somebody else... the "Marmorek" restaurant... We all loose when people act like shits... don't you think?